#this happens every day

[orkojpeg]

"...its about sheep too, isn't it?"

"..."

[overlordponyart]

what it is like to have a wife

(/pos)

[dynachan]

A story told in 4 images.

[reybeeze]

sees that "loquacious" is one of my vocab words: is that a good omens reference

video in school mentions edinburgh in passing: is that a good omens reference

teacher says "you're going too fast": is that a good omens reference

someone mentions biblical angels in any capacity: is that a good omens reference

someone forgives someone else: is that a good omens reference

someone uses any sort of british slang: is that a good omens reference

hears a song about forbidden love, breaking up, or one that has any religious motifs: is that a good omens reference

hears about any sort of historical event: is that a good omens reference

hears literally any common word that was said in good omens (rain storm, smitten, etc.): is that a good omens reference

someone says "wait and see": is that a good omens reference

[cavedweller1st]

whoa im real...

[two-crabs]

in theory im a huge proponent of a half hour shit while on the clock but in practice there’s only one bathroom in this building and im. dying.

[vaggietheangel]

Niffty:Uh...Vaggie I burnt the water.

Vaggie:Niffty how the FUCK DID YOU BURN WATER?

Niffty:I don't know it just cought on fire!

Charlie:Alastor no! You can't just drag a sinners corpse in here!

Angel:YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY FUCKIN BOOTS, YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Husk:WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT OLD MAN!

Husk:

Husk:Oh that's me I'm looking in a mirror.

Husk:Hold on guys I gotta go fight this mirror.

Sir pentious:*Falls through the ceeling* Hey Cherri.

Cherri:Hey Pentious.

Sir pentious:That hurt.

[bird-butch]

i'm quitting tumblr forever (<- looked at the for you tab for 5 minutes)

[peregrinethegryphon]

Current Mood: trying to regain my sanity after being exposed to one second of a Youtube ad where they felt the need to put the mic right up to some motherfucker’s face while they’re drinking the beverage they’re selling so you can hear every sound and it’s fucking gross; btw I have misophonia AND I’m autistic. 

[feralwifey]

“Get all the sleep you can now before the baby is here” ok sure between not being able to fall asleep and waking up every hour to pee and having awful nightmares and and and….

[lifewithdedee]

[snarp]

Extremely struggling not to post something extremely petty.

[scornedethnographer]

Me: I am unknowable. No one notices me. I blend into the background.

Classmate: hey I saw you weren't in class yesterday. Everything okay?

Me: how THE FUCK did you know that??

*remembers I have blue hair*

Me: ah yes everything is fine

[agentmarcuspike]

i get myself a little snack and pour myself a little drink and put them down on the table in front of me and then i accidentally stare at the wall for an hour and now the drink is warm and the snack is cold

[skadream]

me when im on the internet: oh shes a lesbian? period!

[cosmicriff]

I kinda fw kenmien